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May 13, 2021 by themashmess

61 – Radar’s Beanie

Jeff & Ryan open up the MASH Matters mailbag for another round of listener questions. Topics include Radar’s headgear, military haircuts, background music, the chopper pad, Private Rich’s familiar voice, Igor’s long-lost line, and that one time M*A*S*H popped up on St. Elsewhere. Also, we make a surprise phone call!

Hot Cher-O-Kees! That was supposed to be Igor’s line! (photo courtesy of Eric White)

M*A*S*H Notes

Click here for more information about the CD of M*A*S*H background music composed by Johnny Mandel

Do you agree with Rolling Stone’s ranking of the top 100 sitcoms of all time?

RIP Nathan Jung

How did Alan Alda get revenge on high school bullies?

Noisy, dusty, and messy

“Paging Doctor Igor” – A Treatment by Philip Raven

The character arc that will be explored is that Private Igor prefers things as they are.  Theme emerges in the conversation about how little he enjoyed Tokyo and pays off in the climax. 

As we begin:  Igor and Hawkeye both independently returned from Tokyo(R&R) and Klinger picked them up from the airport.   Klinger is dressed in full nurse’s garb and explains it by saying this helps him get waved through checkpoints (the wardrobe is important later). 

Opening: In the jeep ride there’s a bit of banter about how Igor wishes he’d known the captain was in Tokyo at the same time so they could have gone out together which Hawkeye shrugs off with a comical excuse (Igor misses the nuance).  

Inciting Incident:  Their jeep comes upon a farmer tending to his injured child (perhaps a broken leg).  The injury requires Hawkeye’s attention.   They are only a few miles from the 4077 and he sends Klinger to go get a medical bag and bring it back.  Hawkeye figures he can splint the boy’s leg here, then bring him back to the 4077 to properly treat him. 

Rising Actions: Igor asks if it’s ok to be dismissed along with Klinger; “Gee sir, I don’t suppose it’d be ok if I head back too?  It’s getting on to be lunch time and someone’s gotta open those cans of bread”.  Hawkeye is rather dismissive to Igor and sends them both away.  All things being equal, Igor would rather be at the 4077. 

The action leaves Hawkeye and follows Igor and Klinger.  A short while down the road they hear the beeping from a jeep behind them.  BJ pulls alongside and they all stop to have a conversation.  BJ is coming back from the 8063rd where he was lending a hand for a day or so and is going back to the 4077 as well.  Klinger and Igor explain the situation about needing a medical bag.  Amiable BJ reaches into the backseat and produces a bag, tosses it towards Igor’s lap, and says they are welcome to his.  He checks one more time with Klinger that he’s sure Hawkeye has the medical situation under control, assured by Klinger’s assessment he roars off.

Klinger swings the jeep into a U-turn and Igor springs into pleadings of ‘wait, let me go with BJ’ before quieting down and realizing it’s too late and he missed his chance to get out of the hassle. 

On their way back to Hawkeye and the broken leg, Igor and Klinger’s jeep is intercepted by a North Korean soldier who rushes out from the bushes when they are forced to slow down for a turn.  The North Korean needs help with a soldier friend of his who is under duress (note: I realize how similar this situation is to a situation in ‘Best of Enemies’).

Things are quite tense and Klinger and Igor are both faltering under the pressure of the rifle and language barrier.  The North Korean is able to use the word “doctor” and Igor steps up.  He grabs the doctor bag and proclaims himself to in fact be a doctor and Klinger is his nurse.   The North Korean is a bit skeptical, but the bag and uniform are good convincers (insert obvious jokes about a baritone nurse who needs a shave).

Climax:  There is a bit of side talk with Klinger and Igor as they approach the situation.  Igor assures Klinger that this is the best and seemingly only way to proceed.   Thankfully the medical situation is one which appears serious but is relatively manageable for Igor’s abilities.  Another soldier has passed out and is laying in the sun.

Igor looks the soldier over and has his eureka-moment.  He steps aside to have a ‘medical consult’ with his nurse.  Igor excitedly explains that this is just like the lettuce in the mess tent; sometimes it gets too close to the heat lamps and gets all saggy.  Klinger is a bit sarcastic and asks “Ok, Dr. Igor, what steps would you recommend in those similar cases?”  With some convincing pantomiming, Igor replies that he would move the lettuce away from the heat lamp and spray it with water and add a bit of salt.  Klinger is on board and together they drag the soldier out of the sun and into shade.  Igor orders Klinger to grab a canteen from the jeep.  While Igor is administering the water, he asks Klinger to find some salt tablets in the doctor bag, which they also administer. 

The tense situation diffuses quickly when the soldier comes to.  He starts conversing with his comrade and Igor and Klinger slink back towards the jeep unnoticed.   As they speed away, they have a bit of light-hearted banter about “their next patient” and the medical bag is off to the proper destination. 

End

Every story needs a B-Plot:  Charles has never had a hamburger. When Margaret and Mulcahy find this out they make efforts to ensure that he has one for dinner that evening.  This could connect to the A-Plot upon Igor’s return in the episode stinger (“you be the doctor; I’ll cook the burgers”).   Stinger also gives opportunity to close the episodes arc/theme. 

Radar, sans beanie

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April 28, 2021 by themashmess

60 – Loretta Swit Returns! (Part Two)

Major Houlihan just keeps coming back for more! Jeff & Ryan welcome Loretta Swit back to the Mess Tent for more jocularity. Topics include the magic chemistry among M*A*S*H cast members, meeting Turhan Bey, the evolution of women on TV, and Loretta’s involvement in the upcoming CNN series about sitcoms. We even talk about her guest stint with The Muppets! (Just don’t ask her to watch your favorite TV show.)

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M*A*S*H Notes

Read more about Loretta’s appearance on The Muppet Show

Where does M*A*S*H rank on the 25 best shows about nursing?

Which M*A*S*H cast member’s dressing room was covered in ants?

Whatever happened to the *other* Trapper John?

Click here to purchase an autographed copy of  SwitHeart: The Watercolour Artistry & Animal Activism of Loretta Swit. 

Loretta Swit and Jeff Maxwell are on Cameo!

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April 13, 2021 by themashmess

59 – Loretta Swit Returns! (Part One)

She’s back! Loretta Swit makes her triumphant return to MASH Matters! In part one, Loretta talks to “Jefigor” & Ryan about her career, her art, and the creation of Margaret Houlihan. PLUS – Did she want the show to end? What did Margaret really do after the war? What did she think of AfterMASH? Why did she choose M*A*S*H over Cagney & Lacey? And why didn’t poor Igor ever find love at the 4077th?

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M*A*S*H Notes

Nobody worked harder on M*A*S*H than Loretta

Listen to our first interview with Loretta: Part One Part Two

Watch the full Cagney & Lacey movie

M*A*S*H Imitates Life Under Quarantine

Cagney & Lacey

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March 12, 2021 by themashmess

58 – The Laugh Track

Jeff & Ryan go for the (canned) laughs in this episode of MASH Matters. Who added the laugh track? Why don’t other TV shows let you turn off the laugh track? Why doesn’t our podcast have a laugh track?  We also discuss residual checks, Ronald Reagan’s ranch, M*A*S*H geocaching, Grandpa Walton, Frank’s brief command, and that mysterious basketball-playing redhead. Plus, we make a big announcement about our next episode!

M*A*S*H Notes

Watch the entire interview with M*A*S*H editor Stanford Tischler

A brief history of the laugh track

Here’s the WIRED Q&A with writer Aaron Sorkin

A video example of M*A*S*H geocaching

Stanford Tischler (left) and Carroll Pratt

A list of Repeated M*A*S*H Plot Devices

Compiled by Listener Steve Joerg

  • Split up the 4077th – Divided We Stand – the psychiatrist decides if it’s a good idea. Rumor at the Top – a rumor starts that a new MASH unit is being formed.
  • The Whole Camp is Sick – Carry On, Hawkeye – Hawkeye runs the show with little help. The Yalu Brick Road – Margaret runs the show (with help from Mulcahy and very little help from Charles) while Hawkeye and BJ are bringing back the medicine.
  • Characters on Trial – The Trial of Henry Blake – The General Flipped at Dawn – Hawkeye brought up on charges (trial doesn’t go long.) The Novocaine Mutiny – Hawkeye court-martialed at Frank’s request. Snap Judgment and Snappier Judgment – Klinger
  • Racism Dealt With – Dear Dad … Three – patient wants right color blood. The General Flipped at Dawn – Steele is clearly racist, but also crazy. The Tooth Shall Set You Free – a racist officer is dealt with in a crafty way.
  • Home Movies Received – Dear Dad … Three – Henry receives birthday videos, funny videos of himself. Mail Call Again – Radar sees his family (with Burghoff also playing Radar’s mother.) There’s Nothing Like a Nurse – Frank’s wedding video. Oh, How We Danced – BJ’s wife sends video with help from Hawkeye.
  • Trading Favors to Get What You Want – For Want of a Boot – Hawkeye needs new boots. The Price of Tomato Juice – Radar trades favors to get tomato juice for Potter.
  • Popping Right Awake – both are newer episodes – Der Tag – sleeping Frank is moved all over the place all night, but wakes up totally refreshed. No Sweat – sleeping Potter is paraded around the camp all night, but again quickly wakes up.
  • Getting What They Need – two older episodes – To Market, To Market – they need medicine and give away Henry’s desk to get it. The Incubator – they need an incubator and Radar trades Henry’s barbecue grill.
  • Mulcahy Feels Worthless – Showtime and Mulcahy’s War – finds a way to make a different contribution. Captains Outrageous – been denied promotion.
  • Camp Gets Phone Calls about Someone’s Exploits on R&R – Officers Only – Trapper and Hawkeye go crazy while on leave. Fade Out, Fade In – Frank’s exploits are called in while he searches for Margaret.
  • Love for Korean Babies/Toddlers – Kim – Trapper wants to adopt a Korean child. BJ Papa San – BJ falls for a Korean family. The General’s Practitioner – Radar spends time with the wife and baby of a GI.
  • Whose Baby is it? – The Chosen People – someone names Radar as the father of their baby. Private Finance – Klinger is assaulted with pitchfork by suspicious mother.
  • Radar Calls Home to Smooth People’s Problems – Henry in Love – reconnects Henry to his wife after his infatuation with Nancy Sue. Margaret’s Engagement – Frank goes crazy after Margaret gets engaged, needs to talk to his mother. Point of View – he talks to his wife after he forgets their anniversary.
  • Klinger’s Letters from Home – Mail Call – goes to Henry saying his father is dying. Mail Call Again – goes to Potter saying his brothers have been killed.
  • Demands to Go Home – Mail Call – Trapper gets a letter from home and wants to give up on the war. BJ talks this same way throughout his stay in Korea
  • Picking Up Dirty Items in Tokyo – Rainbow Bridge – Trapper and Hawkeye are planning to go to Tokyo, and Henry asks them to get some “prints” from a bookstore. The Colonel’s Horse – Potter is meeting Mildred in Tokyo, and Hawkeye asks him to pick up dirty magazines while he’s there (Potter says Mildred will do it!)
  • Dealing with POWs – Officer of the Day – Hawkeye switches Klinger for the POW to fool Flagg. Guerrilla My Dreams – Hawkeye and BJ try to sneak a POW out of camp. Foreign Affairs – a POW is offered American citizenship, but he refuses.  Hawkeye and BJ switch that POW for a willing Korean
  • Glorifying War – Iron Guts Kelly – When the general dies (with Margaret!), his aide tries to find a way for him to die in a more glorious fashion. Blood and Guts – Clayton Kibbee writes stories about how great the war is, everyone’s a hero.
  • Not Wanting to Go Home – O.R. – Henry expresses how much more his medical career has improved while in Korea and doesn’t want to be comfortable in practice at home. Goodbye, Radar – When he returns from leave, he believes the camp cannot live without him. Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen – Klinger ends up staying in Korea, even though he has been the one who most wants to leave.
  • Radar’s Tattoos – Checkup – he has an anchor. Images – he has a teddy bear.
  • Radar is Sick in Hospital – Mad Dogs and Servicemen – they think he has rabies and must take the shots (Greatest line: Rosie is translating with an older couple about the suspected dog.  They have seen the dog, and Henry gets excited.  The couple says: “It was delicious.”) None Like it Hot – His tonsils are removed.
  • Gets Rough with Hawkeye – Mail Call – Trapper knocks him over with his duffel bag. Period of Adjustment – BJ punches Hawkeye while extremely drunk.
  • Margaret with a Doctor – Bombed – Trapper and Margaret locked in the supply room. Aid Station and Comrades in Arms – Hawkeye and Margaret in romantic situations.
  • Friendly Fire – The Army-Navy Game – US bomb drops into camp. For the Good of the Outfit – a local town is bombed by US Army. Bombed and C*A*V*E – camp caught in crossfire between enemy armies. Several others, no doubt.
  • Trapper Saves Frank’s Patient – two older episodes – O.R. – Franks almost removes patient’s only kidney. Bulletin Board – Frank declares a man dead though he’s only frozen.
  • War Veteran Doc Breaks Under the Stress – The Consultant – Dr. Borrelli drinks in the Swamp rather than do surgery. Heal Thyself – Dr. Steve Newsome, who has seen very bad war situations, can’t deal with the stress and shuts down.
  • High Ranking Female Officer Inspects Nurses – House Arrest – Colonel Reese visits and tries to seduce Frank. Lil – Colonel Lillian Rayburn comes to inspect and falls in love with Potter. Hey Look Me Over – Colonel Bucholtz gives a tough inspection.
  • Medicine by Textbook – Big Mac – Hawkeye reads a book while operating, Frank mocks him. A War for All Seasons – Hawkeye and BJ build an artificial kidney by reading about it. Heroes – BJ builds a defibrillator from a medical article. Possible others
  • Here’s one that’s a little different – The actor Ted Gehring appears in two episodes (one early and one late).  In both, he is a wheeler/dealer who tries to scam those who work with him.  Once he wins, once he loses. The Incubator – he is Major Morris, with three incubators. Trapper and Hawkeye cannot convince him to give them one. None Like it Hot – he is Sgt. Reardon – he wants Hawkeye and BJ’s bathtub (which they’ve been ordered to get rid of).  He offers all kinds of things, and they get it all plus lots of strawberry ice cream for Radar who’s had his tonsils removed.

Captain Jack will save your life tonight…

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February 27, 2021 by themashmess

57 – Answering Unanswerable Questions

Why wasn’t Pat Morita in more episodes? Whose names were written on the sign in the Officer’s Club? What’s up with banana daiquiris?  Who played General MacArthur in Big Mac? Who left their bra on the bulletin board? Jeff & Ryan pretend to answer these and other unanswerable questions in this episode of MASH Matters.

M*A*S*H Notes

Pat Morita thanked M*A*S*H for giving him his first serious role

Which M*A*S*H star’s mother almost bought a ticket on the Titanic?

A nice long read about our favorite show

“I can’t imagine what this place would have been like if I hadn’t found you here.”

One of these men is not Robert Mitchum

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