Jeff & Ryan return from the holiday hiatus with the long-awaited M*A*S*H Season Nine Recap! In this super-sized episode, we go over all twenty episodes with a fine-toothed comb. Plus, listener comments are shared, grievances are aired, and fun facts are uncovered along the way.

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Years before he portrayed Cardinal Reardon in “Blood Brothers,” Ray Middleton became the first actor to portray Superman in-person at the New York World’s Fair in 1940

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Jeff’s slightly stained original script from “A War For All Seasons”

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“Father, are you kidding me? You take down Mona, and I could get court martialed.”

Hey MASHaholics! We hope you enjoy this episode of The Love Boat Podcast, featuring special guest Loretta Swit!

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Before we set sail, we pause to honor the remarkable Loretta Swit. Emmy-winning star of MASH, beloved guest on The Love Boat, and an icon of television’s golden age. In what would become her final recorded interview, Loretta joins Fred, Ted, Jill (and Bernie Kopell) for an unforgettable conversation about craft, chemistry, and courage. From her trailblazing portrayal of Major Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan to her heartfelt stories about The Love Boat and co-star Bernie Kopell, Loretta reflects on breaking barriers for women in television, finding humanity in every role, and the joy of creating something that lasts. Warm, witty, and full of love, this episode is both a celebration and a farewell — a reminder that true classics never fade. Listen to more episodes of The Love Boat Podcast and follow the podcast: https://play.megaphone.fm/dlvu8lpmsfctfxvsxfylxq

Once again, Jeff & Ryan find themselves completely unprepared and ill-equipped to record an episode. But, hey, that hasn’t ever stopped us before! So, in this installment of MASH Matters, we go in blind (yes, it’s a cataract reference) and talk about… uh… well… you’ll just have to hear it for yourself.

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MASH Matters will return January 2026

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Sparky? Please connect Jeff & Ryan with a big batch of voicemails. In this episode, we hook up the ol’ answering machine to play messages from YOU! Topics include painless dentistry, BJ’s jerky mustache, real-life Klinger schemes, M*A*S*H music, buying the cookbook, Netflix, hating on “Dreams,” The Love Boat, and more. Plus, who the heck IS that guy wearing Klinger’s curlers?

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The real Klinger, shot on Stage 9

Fake Klinger, shot at the Fox Ranch

Hairless Arms = Dead Giveaway

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LOTS O’ LINKS

RIP Ian Freebairn-Smith, Grammy-winning composer and arranger whose voice was featured on the theme song to the M*A*S*H motion picture

Learn more about The Forgotten Military Vehicles of M*A*S*H

Listen to Paul Harvey’s Rest of the Story: M*A*S*H Edition

Creamy Weenies?

Purchase the M*A*S*H Soundtrack on CD

Someone created a M*A*S*H Spotify Playlist

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THE M*A*S*H BOAT (found on Reddit)

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♩♫ Again… ♪♬

Drums! Bourbon! Potterisms! This episode has EVERYTHING! Jeff & Ryan open up the mailbag to discuss a wide range of subjects, including Jeff’s new headphones, Hawkeye’s gray hair, Agnes Gomes, Igor’s Hawaiian shirt, extreme explanations for well-known M*A*S*H anachronisms, flight simulators, prequels, and more. Plus, the return of Shoppers Casino!

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M*A*S*H-inspired design from Microsoft Flight Simulator

(screenshots courtesy of listener Mark S.)

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Season 1 (left) and Season 11 (right)

This podcast has aged us, too.

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Watch an episode of Jeff’s infomercial game show, Shoppers Casino!

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Rest in Peace, Blue Hawaiian