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137 – Old Love Letters

Can you feel the love? Jeff & Ryan dig deep into the mailbag to share some old love letters from M*A*S*H fans. Instead of listener questions and (questionable) answers, we serve up a heaping helping of unabashed adoration for our favorite TV series of all time.

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136 – Inaccuracies & Inconsistencies

Jeff and Ryan open another big ol’ mailbag of listener questions in this episode of MASH Matters. We discuss phantom mess tent movies, square footage, showering at the 4077th, Igor’s sister’s wood, singing surgeons, and what happens when actors call in sick. Plus, we say Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen to another M*A*S*H actor, and we welcome our new co-host, Mark!

Patrick Adiarte 1942-2025

Thanks to listener Ron H. for the pics of the sausage casings box on display at Tony Packo’s in Toledo.

Meet Jamie Farr, Loretta Swit, and Jeff Maxwell at FanX Salt Lake City, Sept 25-27!

Click here to purchase the Original Cast Recording of “Together Again,” starring Jeff Maxwell

Check out listener Matt’s sweet tattoo!

Special thanks to our friend Eric White (aka The M*A*S*H Historian) for pics of the CBS Television Reading Program’s edition featuring “Letters.”

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135 – The VIP Tent

In this episode of MASH Matters, Jeff & Ryan welcome you into the VIP tent! You’ll hear three bonus mini-episodes that we recorded exclusively for our Patreon VIPs. We share some never-before-told stories (and a few that we’ve probably told multiple times). Plus, Jeff gives us a peek at his massive residual check from Starsky & Hutch.

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Dream big, kids!

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134 – An Ode to Igor

“I think that we shall never see / a podcast as lovely as episode 134.”

(Yes, we know it doesn’t rhyme.)

In this episode of MASH Matters, Jeff & Ryan wax poetic about another round of listener questions. Topics include the magnificence of Larry Linville, M*A*S*H-inspired parties, dirty long johns, neti pots, love for “Letters,” forgotten polls, bonding over Packo’s, and more. Plus, we say Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen to not one, but TWO beloved M*A*S*H actors.

Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen

Joshua Bryant 1940-2024

Dennis Troy 1943-2016

Private Igor: The Mess Hall Menace

by listener John H.

At the 4077th, where the wounded came fast,

There stood Private Igor, a cook unsurpassed—

Not in skill, nor in taste, nor in fine cuisine,

But in making chow hall nightmares unforgettably obscene.

His coffee could melt through a five-ton Jeep.

His stew once caused a Marine to weep.

His mashed potatoes could be used to paper a wall.

And his Jell-O once bounced straight out of the mess hall.

For lunch one day, with a gleam in his eye,

Igor prepared pickled beef—no one knew why

it shimmered, it wobbled, it smelled kind of sweet,

But tasted like rubber with undertones of feet.

“Today’s lunch,” he announced with a mischievous grin,

As the doctors all braced for the horrors therein.

Hawkeye took one bite and nearly passed out,

B.J. examined it—“It’s alive!” he did shout.

Even Father Mulcahy prayed for a sign,

that Igor might learn how to properly brine.

Klinger, in gowns, refused to partake—

Said, “I may be crazy, but I’m not eating that steak!”

Yet through all the chaos, one truth remained clear,

Igor’s cooking was everyone’s fear.

For through battle and bloodshed, one challenge stood tall—

Surviving whatever he served in the mess hall!

Awwwww…

Meet Radar, listener Kim’s nighttime companion.

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133 – Let’s Go To The Phones!

Jeff & (what’s left of) Ryan open the phone lines and unload an abundance of listener voicemails. We listen to YOUR thoughts on topics like bingo, the Big 10, Igor’s phone number, Margaret’s cult, chopper auctions, finale animosity, Winchester’s death fixation, and much more. If you’d like to leave a voicemail, call MASH Matters at 513-436-4077. (voicemails must be under 3 minutes in length)

Check out this comprehensive list of M*A*S*H-related books from The MASH Historian

Listen to The Adam Ferrara Podcast with special guest Denny Tedesco

Featured Guest Stars: Marcia Rodd & Tom Atkins

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(Tell Naila we said hi)

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